Strange man, the way you play the pianooo
hanging around on chat rouleeee-eeeette,
Dude it’s messed up, everyone gets confused,
they don’t really know what you’re up toooo

Suspicious and horny random strangers,
unexpectedly come across your improv show,
Such a strange display of musicality, bro!
No time for rhymes, I’ll see you on the other side! yeah”

Hm… well, so Okay that was me doing a little improv posting, I guess. A little homage to what may just be one of the strangest people (in a good sense) hanging around ChatRoulette. If you don’t know what Chatroulette is, that’s a website where random strangers can chat in a totally random manner. Regarding who the piano guy is… I’m glad you ask! That’s the whole point of this post after all, and there you go:

Pretty cool, wasn’t that? Well, it turns out this guy seems to have started an improvisation trend… or so it looks. I was just about to get my banjo and go out improv some country tunes on chat roulette, but then I realized I wasn’t the only one drawing inspiration from this online music prank of sorts. Well, being so I figured I might was well look up some of the best performers and round’em up here. With that said, feel free to proceed fearlessly down this post and make sure to Read the rest of this entry »

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Ok, so by now some of you regulars are probably starting to wonder if I’m going to rebrand this website as “Slices of Michael Jackson” – on account of the diversity of posts I’ve been releasing lately, celebrating different aspects of the king of Pop. Regardless, this is a video I just couldn’t go without posting: after all, it throws in the mix two of my favorite people of African-American ascent. I’m talking of course about MJ and president Obama!

I you have ever, in your wildest dreams tried to imagine what would result if these two amazing personas were combined as a single individual… well, I should say you sure have a fertile imagination. Plus, I will say you’re in for a treat. I mean, just sit back, grab a drink and feast your eyes on this 13 minute extended parody of Michael Jackson’s Thriller, starring no one else but our dear president in office Barak Obama. Here you go:

Now, someone just needs to make a parody of Michael Jackson as president Obama. Then my existence will be officially be fulfilled.

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For anyone who’s a fan of the song Things that Rhyme with Orange, I’ve decided to make a little home, as well as providing you with the lyrics so you can sing along. This is indeed a powerful tune and I hope you’ll enjoy it! To all my internet buddies, the hit single from the band I set my friends on fire (but in a very cool way)… THINGS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE (and I don’t mean poetically either):

Album Version:

Live @ warped tour 2009:

I’m so iconoclastic; I’M CLASTIC!
I only want you to think I’m fantastic.
I’ll participate in what you believe,
IF YOU GIVE ME THE ATTENTION!
Yeah, yeah thats the only compensation
I want to be included in your conversation.

So am I “in” or am I “out”
WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT!?
What is that paint brush for?
Are you preparing to draw me?
No wait, please don’t! i am scared,
Of what I’ll see…
I’m not a perfect picture portrait,
But i am working on it!
I’ve been thinking about being cool,
I must have to admit!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn’t for you,
We wouldn’t have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

I think I’ll perpetuate a pre-existing runway,
I guess it’s almost as cool as creating a fresh
New elaboration yourself.

It’s a marker! IT’S A SIGN!
It’s something we define!
It already exists, BUT YOU HELPED REFINE!
An emblem for all your aesthetic kin,
TO RECOGNIZE YOU BY!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn’t for you,
We wouldn’t have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

Obscenity is a crutch for traffic drives.
If you need to use the restroom just ask politely.
I like the way i do it, better then the way your not.
Lifting up the toilet seat was the way i was taught.

It has to be a unanimous determination.
Because one opinion would be a pointless appreciation.

YEAH, SURE THANKS FOR THE INVITATION!
DON’T WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN YOUR CONVERSATION…
IT’S TO LATE!
WE’VE OVER THROWN I TOOK ALL YOUR FRIENDS,
AND YOUR ALL ALONE.

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if wasn’t for you,
We wouldn’t have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

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