Ok, so I know this is supposed to be a family blog and everything… but what can I say? It’s not like there’s something offensive about this video (although it’s just a matter where your sensitities lay); so assuming there are no prude readers out there (if so I’ll ask them to look away for a little bit), I couldn’t be happier (not in the dirty sense) to present you with this… vivid, energetic and… (bouncy? why do I keep using these parenthesis remarks, anyway?).

Uh, I don’t really recall where I was going with the previous train of thought. I guess Mrs. Klum over there pretty much wrecked my train of thought with her uncanny… (*gulp*, talent?).

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 Hey there butter fingers, so you think you’re a mean guitarist capable of rocking the crowds? Yeah, and I bet you think you’re real fast, and a virtuoso to boot. Well sorry to put you down, but today I’ll show you a video that’ll be likely to put your perspective in check. Ladies and gentlemen, to your entertainment, here’s the fastest guitar player on earth:

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