Why should Mike Tyson Be Responsible?

Short Question: He Shouldn’t. If you’re intrigued why is that, just check out his own answer:

Brutal Honesty Champion of the World

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Ok, so eating is one of life’s great pleasures. I won’t argue with that. But some people (myself included, I’ll admit), sometimes seem to take this pleasure just a little bit too far. This post is dedicated to such people, who sometimes may wonder why they’re fat; the following set of pictures may provide some illustration on the underlying reasons. And to all Americans, I cannot help but say: if you’re really worried about obesity, please quite deep-frying every edible thing you come across. That will go a long way towards helping your case, honest.

Top 10 Odd Foods & Desserts:

I’m not even bothering to separate foods from desserts, here. What’s the point? Judging from some of these pictures, most people have no problem with mixing both things, anyway!)

“Cloud Nine”: 9 different layers, 9 different cakes: cookie cake, cheesecake fudge cake, birthday cake, chocolate cake, pound cake, ice cream cake, cup cake, crab cakes.

“Meatsta”: A pizza made entirely of meat. The crust is made from ground beef with a perimeter of ground turkey. For toppings: chopped beef roast, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, cheese and pepperoni. The only bread in this pizza was on the chicken nuggets.

“Picnic popsicles”: Bacon cheeseburger chunks, ketchup, mustard and onion frozen in strawberry KoolAid.

“Deep fried surprise”: Beer-battered deep fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, served with double-fried french fries.

“Double Stuffed Pizza Fatty”: Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.

“Eggs Five Ways”: 11 total eggs used to create an egg-white omelette filled with three hard boiled eggs and ketchup-infused scrambled eggs, topped with two poached eggs and hollandaise sauce.

The Big Fat Ugly”: A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls.

“The Fat Elvis”: A deep fired peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich sprinkled with powdered sugar.

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Strange man, the way you play the pianooo
hanging around on chat rouleeee-eeeette,
Dude it’s messed up, everyone gets confused,
they don’t really know what you’re up toooo

Suspicious and horny random strangers,
unexpectedly come across your improv show,
Such a strange display of musicality, bro!
No time for rhymes, I’ll see you on the other side! yeah”

Hm… well, so Okay that was me doing a little improv posting, I guess. A little homage to what may just be one of the strangest people (in a good sense) hanging around ChatRoulette. If you don’t know what Chatroulette is, that’s a website where random strangers can chat in a totally random manner. Regarding who the piano guy is… I’m glad you ask! That’s the whole point of this post after all, and there you go:

Pretty cool, wasn’t that? Well, it turns out this guy seems to have started an improvisation trend… or so it looks. I was just about to get my banjo and go out improv some country tunes on chat roulette, but then I realized I wasn’t the only one drawing inspiration from this online music prank of sorts. Well, being so I figured I might was well look up some of the best performers and round’em up here. With that said, feel free to proceed fearlessly down this post and make sure to Read the rest of this entry »

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