Why should Mike Tyson Be Responsible?

Short Question: He Shouldn’t. If you’re intrigued why is that, just check out his own answer:

Brutal Honesty Champion of the World

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Dearest readers,

This is a public service announcement: Next time you’re out communing with nature, you want to keep your eyes peeled. Why? Because you never know when someone is going to pop out of nowhere wearing a ghillie suit. In case you don’t know, that’s a special camouflage tool that allows taking the stealth arts to a whole new level. And if you think it was tough spotting Waldo in a crowd, just you watch this video and try spotting those ghillie suits on a forest:

Eyes peeled, I tell you! Whenever you even go near a green landscape, you want to keep your eyes peeled, just in case there’s one of those human chameleons waiting around the bush. With some insanely cool music playing on the background, hell yeah!

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Ok, so eating is one of life’s great pleasures. I won’t argue with that. But some people (myself included, I’ll admit), sometimes seem to take this pleasure just a little bit too far. This post is dedicated to such people, who sometimes may wonder why they’re fat; the following set of pictures may provide some illustration on the underlying reasons. And to all Americans, I cannot help but say: if you’re really worried about obesity, please quite deep-frying every edible thing you come across. That will go a long way towards helping your case, honest.

Top 10 Odd Foods & Desserts:

I’m not even bothering to separate foods from desserts, here. What’s the point? Judging from some of these pictures, most people have no problem with mixing both things, anyway!)

“Cloud Nine”: 9 different layers, 9 different cakes: cookie cake, cheesecake fudge cake, birthday cake, chocolate cake, pound cake, ice cream cake, cup cake, crab cakes.

“Meatsta”: A pizza made entirely of meat. The crust is made from ground beef with a perimeter of ground turkey. For toppings: chopped beef roast, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, cheese and pepperoni. The only bread in this pizza was on the chicken nuggets.

“Picnic popsicles”: Bacon cheeseburger chunks, ketchup, mustard and onion frozen in strawberry KoolAid.

“Deep fried surprise”: Beer-battered deep fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, served with double-fried french fries.

“Double Stuffed Pizza Fatty”: Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.

“Eggs Five Ways”: 11 total eggs used to create an egg-white omelette filled with three hard boiled eggs and ketchup-infused scrambled eggs, topped with two poached eggs and hollandaise sauce.

The Big Fat Ugly”: A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls.

“The Fat Elvis”: A deep fired peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich sprinkled with powdered sugar.

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