Today we’re premiering a new feature with a wholly self-explanatory title: Pranks to pull on friends. It’s all in the name of good fun, so you can be assured we’ll make sure to keep it tasteful. There is no age limit for these pranks, either. I don’t care if you’re a hundred years of age, that’s not too old to try these and have some fun with your friends. Now go ahead and have some fun.
How to Pull this Prank on your Friends:
“Did you know that 68-70% of people cannot tap their thumb knuckle against their lower teeth with their eyes closed more than 16 times without getting dizzy?”
1 – Call a friend and produce this piece of scientific evidence.
2 – Refer them back to this post you’re now reading. Presto!
If you did it right, this is how it should look:
Is it vulgar? Yup. Is it juvenile? Most certainly! Is it demeaning? Oh yeah. Is it harmful? Only if you take yourself too seriously. There are times in life when you gotta learn how to take a joke… even when you’re at the wrong end of it. (-;
Also, at least now you can be prepared, in case someone tries to pull this prank over you! No need to thank me either, I’m just doing my job here. All in the name of science, of course.
Alternate version: Tell your friend to imagine they’re shaking an imaginary salt shaker over their tongue. Tell them if they do it for a little while, they will actually taste the salt. Works like a charm!