Truth is a wonderful quality that we all should strive towards. All the while, truth is not always rosy or pleasant… and sometimes it will make you quite uncomfortable. There are certain truths that you will often wish you weren’t aware of, because they will add to your discomfort, and linger in your consciousness like a bad itch that just won’t scratch. If you don’t suppose you can handle the truth, maybe you should skip this post before you find yourself scratching your brain with sandpaper, trying to forget…

Fundamental truths that you are now aware of:

You are now aware that your clothes are cresting around your skin and you can feel it.

 

You are now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.

 

You are now aware that it’s difficult to say “Irish Wristwatch”.

 

You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears.

 

You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you are holding it up.

 

You are now aware there’s a place in your body that itches.

 

You are now are that your nose is always in your peripheral vision.

 

You are now aware that your eyes blink more often, the more you think about it.

 

You are now aware the cake is a lie

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