Ok, this post probably won’t make much sense to anyone who hasn’t played the superb game Portal. A game that shines on all imaginable levels, from conception to execution. An experience so enjoyable that it might just redefine your perception of videogames. But hey, enough preaching… suffice to say, you really should check out Portal and the recent sequel Portal 2.
These games are beyond amazing. And for those who are already in the know, we’re publishing the “Still Alive” lyrics – that’s the much acclaimed ending song from the original game, of course. Also, scroll down past the lyrics for some neat bonuses.
If none of this makes sense, just remember: the cake is no lie.
“Still Alive” Lyrics
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)
Bonus Material a: Portal Ending + Last Level Secrets
Bonus Material b: A day in the life of a turret.
Bonus Material c: Portal Funniest GlaDOS quotes.
“The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. ”
And finally, have you tried the Flash Portal game? If not you should, because it’s actually pretty cool as far as coffee break games go. Enjoy!
Play Portal Flash Game Here:
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