Ok, so it seems like today is just Michael Jackson day, over at this website. Truth of the matter is that while putting together the previous post, I came across this gem of a video showcasing what looks like the Indian Thriller, or Thriller Bollywood style. Whatever you choose calling it, you’ve gotta admit it’s quite a catchy tune… not! It’s very good for laughs, though. The only thing I’m not certain is whether this is supposed to be serious or some kind of parody; god help us all until we’re capable of grasping the true intent behind the Indian Thriller; in the meanwhile, we laugh – ladies and gentlemen:

Indian thriller: this is what a Bollywood Thriller looks like!

Also… since I know you love singing along, here are the real lyrics to Bollywood Thriller:

Goli maaaaaaar… goli maar!

Goli mar-mar-mar-mar-mar-mar-(mar)…

Goli mar-mar-mar-mar-mar-(mar)…..

Kashno rau kaugileste yenche staavooo…

Ne pali manta meste yee maltovooo…..

Kandaru padda kane shungaa.. raamaaaa…

Valkunga guda yesta vaya raamaaa…

Goli maar!

Goli.. mar-mar-mar-mar-(mar)….

Rrrrrgrrryyaaaaayaaaaa!

Puttan gane!

Matte koye!

Kutte chan taan vaaste…

Muttu ta taa lantee…

Alla e potaabe anno luuu….

Balla ma ti che staaro…

Alla lika ti staaro….

Unna ma ti poya ka!

Uuhu paata restaaro..

Ouuu.. iltii baltii pubantii…

Ouuu.. shaaltii shantii womchantii..

Ruddem, rouddem, ririim saa..

Murkam burdam mumuur-shaa…

KILLEEER-Killeer-Killeer-killeer…

KILLEEER-Killeer-Killeer…

Goli maar!

Goli maar-maar-maar-maar-maar-maar-(maar)…

KILLEEER-Killeer-Killeer-killeer…

KILLEEER-Killeer-killeer…

Muttan gane!

Nitte koye!

Korvi da yaa laaste…

Kongu lan tuu kuunte..

Challa re dagda go ii puuduuu..

Cheta vadi chestaaro..

Kordii merda kostaaro..

Shma shanala viduyo..

Isha chaalu partaaro…

Ouu, naari, ghyaari.. vayaari..

Ouu, tagga, kaali, kankaadi!

Tiivruum, tiindruum dibdrug shaa..

Munduu vinuka parik shaa..

KILLEEER-Killeer-Killeer-killeer…

KILLEEER-Killeer-Killeer…

Goli maar!

Goli maar-maar-maar-maar-maar….

Goli maar-maar-maar-maar-maar-(maar)….

Kashno rau kaugileste enche stavooo…

Ne pali manta meste ye maltovooo…..

Kandaru padda kane shungaa.. raamaaaa…

Valkunga guda yesta vaya raamaaa…

Gooli maar! … maar-maar-maar-maar-maar-(maar)….

Ayyyeeeeeeee!!!!! (<– screams girl)

And this is Konidela Siva Sankara Vara Prasad, AKA Indian Thriller Michael Jackson sad, sad wannabe:

meet the star behind the Indian Thriller. he sure looks pissed off from the millions of people laughing him off, doesn't he?

BONUS: If that wasn’t bad enough for you… just check this alternate version of Indian Thriller.

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