Unless you are a complete retard – and I know you aren’t because none of my readers are (even those that used to be), you’ll know for a fact that Chuck Norris is the baddest bad-ass this side of the Universe. Heck, it goes without the least remote chance of argument that Chuck Norris is even more of a bad-ass than the Universe itself, but heck I’m not one for wasting time with redundancies.

You know… I always did recognize for a fact that Chuck Norris is a creature of superior awesomeness, but all the while, I have always wondered just how he compares with a regular human being – if such thing is even possible. Well, fortunately I’ve uncovered this illustrative chart from a special compendium of the medical sciences, and now we all can take a minute to try and grasp just what sets Chuck Norris apart from …well, pretty much everyone else.