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Regular Human vs. Chuck Norris: compared anatomy!

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Unless you are a complete retard – and I know you aren’t because none of my readers are (even those that used to be), you’ll know for a fact that Chuck Norris is the baddest baddass this side of the Universe. Heck, it goes without the least remote chance of argument that Chuck Norris is even more of a badass than the Universe itself, but heck I’m not one for wasting time with redundancies.

You know… I always did recognize for a fact that Chuck Norris is a badass of superior awesomeness, but all the while, I have always wondered just how he compares with a regular human being – if such thing is even possible. Well, fortunately I’ve uncovered this illustrative chart from a special compendium of the medical sicences, and now we all can take a minute to try and grasp just what sets Chuck Norris apart from …well, pretty much everyone else.

compared anatomy: regular human vs. Chuck Norris

compared anatomy: regular human vs. Chuck Norris

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January 27th, 2009 by admin
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Tags: anatomy, awesome, badass, chart, chuck norris, human
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  1. trompyx says:
    January 31, 2009 at 5:50 am

    nice post

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