Do you know what’s one of the things I like best about the Internet? No you retard I’m not talking about pornography – at least not this time around. One of the things I like best about the good old world wide web can be summed up in two words “connecting + people”. Hum, but I think that’s and old slogan for a telecommunications company, so let’s make that different for the sake of avoing legal nuisssances: “connecting + all kinds of + people”. There, much better.

Okay, so you might think I’m going one of THOSE rants here, but I’ll cut right to the chase: and what do you know, it’s a horse-back riding kind of chase. You see, I was leisurely browsing around the Internets just now, and much to my surprise I stumbled upon this exclusive online community focusing specifically on people who love horses. And I don’t mean people who love horses in the wrong way, either (that’s kind of old Internet news)… I’m talking about an actual dating service for people who enjoy horses, and would remarkably enjoy enjoying their horses with someone else who enjoys horses all the same.

Ok, so by now you’ll totally think I’m a retard, but I’m afraid it gets worse: you see, I just felt… somehow compelled to actually join the equestrian cupid. Mostly because it’s a FREE sign-up, and also because I was quite curious to see what sets a real horse lover apart from everyone else. I mean, I like horses allright, and I certainly wouldn’t frown upon the idea of dating a girl who’s into riding… horses, that is. Maybe she could teach me a thing or two! Well, if you think you might be that kind of girl and you want to see me around that place, look for the romantic horse whisperer. Cheers!

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Unless you are a complete retard – and I know you aren’t because none of my readers are (even those that used to be), you’ll know for a fact that Chuck Norris is the baddest baddass this side of the Universe. Heck, it goes without the least remote chance of argument that Chuck Norris is even more of a badass than the Universe itself, but heck I’m not one for wasting time with redundancies.

You know… I always did recognize for a fact that Chuck Norris is a badass of superior awesomeness, but all the while, I have always wondered just how he compares with a regular human being – if such thing is even possible. Well, fortunately I’ve uncovered this illustrative chart from a special compendium of the medical sicences, and now we all can take a minute to try and grasp just what sets Chuck Norris apart from …well, pretty much everyone else.

compared anatomy: regular human vs. Chuck Norris

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As some of you might recall, last year I released two special posts focusing the very worse magazine advertisements I’d come across in a long while. So, without further due I’ll proceed to cap this trilogy of sorts, and it pretty much goes like this:

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