Within this vast green and blue orb which serves as habitat for mankind, there are certain individuals who go by relatively unnoticed, even though they are branded with a peculiar trait – they are remarkably special people who oppose the widespread social tendencies of using the right hand in writing, drawing, eating, as well as every other single-handed activity.
They are called lefties, and in time they have been dubbed as children of the devil; nowadays though, they have been rightfully recognized as superior humans who place more emphasis on creativity and uniqueness, and are more likely to become artistic, talented individuals. If you want to know more about this unique breed of humans who are destined to rule the world, you must definitely check out the Left Hand Side, a website aimed at bringing together and praising people like (possibly) you and me.
Well… you’ve probably figured it out by now, but actually it so happens I am a left-hander – and I’ve always been, for as long as I can remember – even though I don’t recall ever having put much thought into it. In fact, this is something that comes so naturally, that it seems to me as though most people are getting it wrong by having their right had doing most of the work. To be honest, I’m not particularly proud of being a lefty, nor do I usually boast around that left-handers are superior people – even though that’s generally a universal fact. You know why is that? Because when all is said and done, we’ll be all that’s Left. Get it?
Okay, so that’s actually a dumb generalization if you ask me, and I’m totally superior to such kind of reasoning because I’m 100% left-hander. Right, so I’m joking you but that’s only because lefties obviously have superior sense of humor – we’re the people who see the forest, rather than the individual tree. Anyway, whatever is your dominant hand, you might want to check out this website, since it features lots of cool juice which will probably keep both your brain hemispheres entertained.
For example, while browsing around this place, I just realized that lefties are more prone to get some degree of dyslexia, and this is something I can definitely relate with – so next time you spot one of my world-famous typos, just give me the lefty discount will you? Left-handed or otherwise, just remember to enjoy life and get along with everyone else – you might as well!