Yeah, I know… this should be no fight at all; it should actually be a time where every sought after mutual understanding and debate, as to make the most conscientious and effective choice that will benefit the country as a whole. But, what can I say? We’re only human, and sometimes it’s tough letting go of our subjectiveness and idiosyncrasy and just do the right thing.

So if you’re really into supporting your favorite candidate like it’s Super Bowl Sunday, check here for some Presidential election merchandise, and have good fun doing your political thing. Just please do me a favor, and make sure you’re choosing something that be most likely to clear the U.S.A. out of its current international infamy; if possible I’d recommend choosing someone who’s neither a cowboy nor a boisterous bad-mouthed housewife. Remember… presidential elections is not just about choosing the person who bitches and moans most effectively: it’s actually about choosing a person who will be capable of managing an entire country!