admin February 25th, 2008

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A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”

With that the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

The both return and the manager asks the old geezer, “What seems to be the problem here?”

“There’s no damn problem”, the man says, “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!”

“I see”, says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time?”

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If you’re interested in getting this kind of informal VIP treatment but you haven’t won the lottery, maybe you should consider signing up for online checking accounts.

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