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Top 10 reasons why Obama will never be president of the USA!

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10. Because he’s black, but that’s too obvious – even tough he’s not really black.
09. Knows what it means to be an immigrant, most politicians really don’t have a clue.
08. Rarely has a president understood the vast “subtelties” of living in the USA as a foreigner.
08. He doesn’t accuse other candidates of being irrealistic dreamers, so he’s a loser.
07. He doesn’t really look like he’s a fake; he’s much too real to be taken serious in the field.
06. He tries to give hope to the American people, and they obviously much rather have despair.
05. He looks too much like all the decent presidents from back then. He’s simply out of fashion.
04. He looks like too much of a nice guy for the corporate sharks not to gobble him in a single gnaw..
03. Who wants to have a president that’s not a cowboy moron who just wants to put up a good fight?
02. A wimp like obama would probably want to start going all hippy and making peace with other countries.

01. Barrack Obama is a loser because he dares to be a dreamer, in a world that doesn’t care about dreams, because it’s numb from living a cold, harsh reality:

This is why Barrack Obama will never be elected president of the United States of America.

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January 12th, 2008 by admin
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4 Responses to “Top 10 reasons why Obama will never be president of the USA!”

  1. Good Morning, America! Are you ready for A-Change? | Slices of Life! says:
    November 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    [...] my mind, the answer to that question has been quite clear for a long, long time (even when I once stated otherwise… but that was just to confuse the Republicans). And the answer is: Change We [...]

  2. Tanner says:
    November 5, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    Guess what…?

  3. admin says:
    November 6, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I’ve never been so happy that I was wrong! ;-D

  4. Tom says:
    January 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    You are on record as supporting this false profit,
    lets see how many of the rest of the obama sheep will
    admit it in four years when this country is in ruin.
    You think Bush was bad, you ain’t seen bad yet!

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