10. Because he’s black, but that’s too obvious – even tough he’s not really black.
09. Knows what it means to be an immigrant, most politicians really don’t have a clue.
08. Rarely has a president understood the vast “subtelties” of living in the USA as a foreigner.
08. He doesn’t accuse other candidates of being irrealistic dreamers, so he’s a loser.
07. He doesn’t really look like he’s a fake; he’s much too real to be taken serious in the field.
06. He tries to give hope to the American people, and they obviously much rather have despair.
05. He looks too much like all the decent presidents from back then. He’s simply out of fashion.
04. He looks like too much of a nice guy for the corporate sharks not to gobble him in a single gnaw..
03. Who wants to have a president that’s not a cowboy moron who just wants to put up a good fight?
02. A wimp like obama would probably want to start going all hippy and making peace with other countries.

01. Barrack Obama is a loser because he dares to be a dreamer, in a world that doesn’t care about dreams, because it’s numb from living a cold, harsh reality:

This is why Barrack Obama will never be elected president of the United States of America.