In case you’ve been wondering how come there hasn’t been much news lately, it’s because I’ve been busy producing this hip-hop parody. This project was definitely more complicated than I assumed it would be when I started, but it was definitely worth it as an experience for growth and self-expression. This is pretty much a spoof on the hyped-up internet affiliate marketing extravaganza gold rush which is progressively emerging nowadays. I mean have you *looked* around you? I could swear there’s a whole new gold rush out there, judging from the types of pages I’ve been drifting upon, as well as the prominence in context ads, banner ads, and widespread social engineering philosophy. Granted, that could be something I’m just imagining, I suppose. What do you think?

Lyrics:

If you want to make moolah on the internet,
ready set go: you just watch my show
if you become my affiliate I’m gonna teach you
how you can be rich, on auto-pilot
get your cash-making riot!

So sign up for my newsletter,
you should know it’s better
than putting up with yo nasty boss
who just want to take your pants off
and make you work at slave jobs
writing forms and sorting e-mails
endless parades, keeping you from dreaming.

Hop aboard, join the hoard,
set your keywords and bookmarks,
declare allegiance to your chosen lords;
with social engineering,the contemporary vision
of the web 2.0 gold rush; royal flush,
all across the vast cyberspace landscapes

there are pirates and dreamers,
entrepeneurs and schemers,
there are people with feelings,
and people who really don’t care
who just want their ads clicked.
So let’s relax, take a step back into
the past and spot the mass of errors
we’ve gotta learn with each other, remember?

everyone walked away with the dot com crash,
but then viral marketing has spread like a rash,
and sooner than you know it the craze is back.
nowadays everybody wants fast cash,
but not everybody can make it;
there are so many fakers
I don’t mean be no mogul
so don’t be a player hater

innovate and create something new,
get your digital crew
and take the scoop, make a straight shoot
plunge the hoot, make a loot,
create the next best thing of the moment;
for everybody’s entertainment,
I’m only here to make a statement.