SEO gangsta rap!

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If you want to make moolah on the internet,
ready set go: you just watch my show
if you become my affiliate I’m gonna teach you
how you can be rich, a filthy millionaire
the kind of guy who makes cash out of thin air!

So sign up for my newsletter,
you should know it’s better
than putting up with all those jerkoffs
who just want to take your pants off
and make you work at slave jobs
writing forms and sorting e-mails
endless parades, keeping you from dreaming.

Hop aboard, join the hoard,
set your keywords and bookmarks,
declare allegiance to your chosen lords;
with social engineering,the contemporary vision
of the web 2.0 gold rush; royal flush,
all across the vast cyberspace landscapes
there are pirates and dreamers,
entrepeneurs and schemers,
there are people with feelings,
and people who really don’t care
who just want their ads clicked.
So let’s relax, take a step back into
the past and spot the mass of errors
we’ve gotta learn with each other, remember?

everyone walked away with the dot com crash,
but viral marketing has spread like a rash,
and sooner than you know it the craze is back.
nowadays everybody wants fast cash,
but not everybody can make it;
there are so many fakers
I don’t mean be no mogul
so don’t be a player hater
innovate and create something new,
and take the scoop, make a straight shoot
plunge the hoot, make a loot,
create the next best thing of the moment
for everybody’s entertainment,
I’m only here to make a statement.

Internet gods, they’re all slobs,
and you’re doing their job
without a real cost or expense,
with your hard work they prosper
you’re scrubbing their decks,
you’re just frolicking pets,
it’s time to put the power back in people
where it belongs. Together we’re strong,
and if you don’t think I’m wrong,
just drift along, go ahead:

Digg and stumbleupon,
I cast my eyes upon youtube,
I’m not gonna make you choose
If you’d rather reddit,
go ahead and edit you preferences,
and give me license to rule,
as you get the ball rolling.
myspace, my blog, you can get it all
just cast vote for this cameo at
every major social network
well you’gotta face it:
ain’t no hard work
and you’ll never regret;
you won’t spend a single cent
and you might just yet
cash in on the profit
I won’t give you crumbs like the others,
I’ll give you honors, I’ll cut you a slice
and offer rewards in accord with your efforts
I don’t want you to become my bitch
this ain’t no get rich quick scheme,
i’m no fiend,i’m a friendly gangster
and if you let me stand on your shoulders
we’ll become a giant, a colossus,
so toss your votes, folks!
as you point your browser towards me,
everyobody will see that I’m the man
with a master plan. dominate and destroy,
subvert and profit, don’t make a fit
I don’t want you to become my bitch!

If I ever get rich, I’ll send you
more than a postcard; and if I ever go
black hat, you know life is hard;
That’s why I write some SEO gansgter crap,
to express my love and hate,
as we approach 2k-8,
now if you excuse me I don’t wanna be late
to my news year’s eve party.

I’ve done my part, It’s time to part,
we’ll all get back to our real-life scenario.
So go ahead and blow me off the skies if you don’t mind
and if you leave me to rot at the bottom of the barrel,
well at least I’ve tried, that ain’t no crime,
it’s just a regular SEO gangsta rap feeling.

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