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This is an amazing trick which works real nice and easy, and will have you folding your laundry in less than no-time. By using this timeless technique (which I always imagine was invented in China, dunno why), not only you’ll manage to save a lot of time while folding t-shirts, but you’ll be guaranteed to impress everyone in the laundromat. It’s actually quite a simple technique, once you pick up the “hang” of it!

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Some people really have a knack at irritating everyone else, don’t they? Just take a look at the following video, as you’ll get to know someone who seems to be particularly gifted in the arts of annoyance. Its truly outstanding how this man is able to keep acting as tough he’s actually doing impressive and noteworthy things, even tough he merely keeps waving gesturing like a madman on mars! Yup, I’m positively convinced he would make a great politician!

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You know how it goes with the holidays… with all the traditional cakes, candies, desserts and high-calorie dishes, most people pack a few pounds during the last weeks of the year. So, naturally there are many people who also consider crazy diets and strategies to lose weight, this time of the year. With that in mind, I figured I’ll let you know all about the astounding miracle bear diet, which you can learn about by watching the following video.

Miracle Beer Diet – The funniest bloopers are right here

Otherwise (if you’re up for some realistic solutions), you might consider to buy hoodia, or some equivalent diet pills. You can also check this list of top crazy diet plans. Otherwise, you might just want to start getting more exercise and eating less crap, or just accept yourself as you are. You’re the boss of yourself so just do whatever works better for you.

Ps- do not be obcessed with your weight, do not try and live up to the unrealistic standards set upon us all by the fashion industries. Just concentrate on feeling healthy, keeping active and being happy.

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Who am I? Who am I *really*? Where do I come from? What’s my purpose, my destiny? Is there anything insubstantial and timeless lurking beneath my identity? Such questions of intrinsic existentialist nature are bound to occur to every human being, and they’re an obvious consequence of self-awareness. I doubt there is anyone who doesn’t contemplate the causality behind the self, once in a while; granted some people lean towards a more shallow and sporadic type of contemplation, whereas others make it their primary life quest. Personally, I feel identified with the latter type, and today I’m about to show you an amazing video by a talented artist who doubtlessly shares the same inclination, and one who’s able to articulate it quite proficiently; like this:

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