New Star Wars Gansta Rap! (with lyrics!)
admin July 11th, 2007
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In a previous post, I told you about the SW gangsta rap, which is one of my all-time favorite flash video animation. Today, I was overwhelemed as I discovered they have created a sequel, only this time around it was based off footage from the original movies. I was curious enough with the prospect of listening to a new display of gangsta rapping power involving the characters from the coolest intergalactic space opera out there - and I wasn’t a bit disappointed.
While it’s too bad they didn’t make an animation this time around (actually, I also saw some fan-made animations using the new music, but they were somewhat flimsy), the music certainly makes up for it. The production values are quite high (as in *elevated*, mind you), and the lyrics are a riot, especially for anyone who’s into star wars. So, if you enjoyed the original star wars gangsta rap, and you’re looking forward to listen to Yoda kickin’ it old-school style in full glory, this is the chance you had been waiting for. I’ll also provide the lyrics so you can sing along; don’t be shy now! Also, I want to apologize to the more sensible readers for the foul language bellow, but it’s like they say… you can’t make a gangsta rap without cracking some offenses, right?.
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?Vader:
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!(click for more)
Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers ’bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t shit!
Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
But you’re the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?Vader:
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers ’bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t shit!
Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
But you’re the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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