I wouldn’t want to sound like a pervert or anything, but I just discovered this video of a teenage girl doing her set of tongue tricks. All I can think is that … how come there were no such teenagers around, back when I kept scratching my pimples? Well, possibly because I had pimples which I kept scratching. Anyway, this is possibly the most remarkable display of tongue flexibility and creativity I’ve ever encountered. I don’t think this is something many people can do; personally, I only managed to execute a few of the dozen tricks she displays, and Lord knows I tried. Oh, and just FYI, you should know I am a person who knows how to use the tongue, and not just for bragging! Nonetheless, I suppose I’ll have to practice a lot harder, if I ever expect to reach this level of tongue proficiency where one is able to shape the licking organ into a smiley face. Oh, well… click here for the full video.

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