Here’s the solution to that which is currently the hottest slice around this block: The infamously Impossible Quiz. This solution aims to provide not only the right answers but also the twisted logic behind each answer; this document represents an on-going effort to dissect this disturbingly engaging quiz show from hell, so feel free to contribute! Now, without further due…

We proudly present you with: the impossible quiz answers!

Also, be sure to look around Slices of Life, the daily reminder of everything nice about life! There’s a lot of cool stuff in here besides this cool Flash game… including, but not limited too… Impossible Quiz 2 (includes answers to impossible quiz 2)!

Also, just in case you’re wondering what the heck this is about, I decided to work some Internet magic that will allow you to play the Impossible Quiz right here and now. Like that:

Have fun! And when you get stuck (probably won’t take long, and that’s not to be taken personally), you just have to scroll down and refer to the (nearly) complete and absolute….

The Impossible Quiz answers revealed:

1. “How many holes in a polo?” four (2 arms, 1 collar 1 waist)

2. “Can a match box?” no,but a tin can (there is a saying “a match can’t box but a tin can”)

3. “sdrawkcab siht rewsna” o.k. (reverse spelling)

4. “Click, the answer” answer (literally)

5. “Put mouse here…” go around the screen (w/out touching blue).

6. “sqr onion” shallots (wordplay: shallots are small onions)

7. “The answer is really big” an elephant (literally; also possible reference to legendary moment of dumbness in TV quiz who wants to be a millionaire)

8. “Search!” for the word yes ( a little down bellow S and E)

9. “What was the answer to question 2?” top right (self explanatory)

10. “Choose food” click on the teeth (Choose is a homophone for “Chews”)

11. “What follows December 2nd?” n (1st thing: “2″ 2nd thing: “n” 3rd thing: “d”)

12. “Click on the smallest” the dot on the I (makes sense)

13. “What sound does a bell make?” F’tanng (makes sense)

14. “What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?” torch (“lighter” as in fire tool)

15. “Neigh! Whinny!” Just type in horse (cryptic, but makes good sense)

16. “What is the 7th letter of the Alphabet?” h (literally, the 7th letter in “the alpHabet”)

17. “24 – 7 =” click on the circled 17 (devious, but logic)

18. “Stop time” … with a hammer (“stop. hammer time!” [break out the “running man” dance])

19. “Color in the correct color” Blue Orange Green Green Yellow (makes sense)

20. “Deal or no deal?” seal! (because whatever you choose, you *seal* the “deal”.)

21. “Watch Carefully… now choose!” top left (blinks green)

22. “The choice is yours” +1 skip (kind of makes sense; in this question, you get +1 skip)

23. “Save changes to ‘untitled’?” bran (you must type something to save?)

24. “click on the ‘v’ in lives” click V in bottom left corner (hidden message)

25. “How do you kill a werewolf”? Shoe polish (Shoe polish has silver nitrate, silver kills werewolves)

26. “Which of this place names doesn’t exist”? Arsefacey (It’s a fact!)

27. “I hope you’ve been paying attention to the question numbers!” go to 28 (logic)

28. “What is this?” abundance (a bun dance! get it?)

29. “What flavour is cardboard?” egg mayonnaise (*allegedly* because they somehow use mayo in the process of making cardboard — can anyone back this up?)

30. “Don’t click on the green” stay on the path! (makes sense)

31. “woof. woof. woof.” (just watch puppy for a while)

32. “What are the main ingredients of champoo?” babycham and human faeces (Babycham(sham) + Human Faeces(‘poo’)= shampoo.)

33. “How many letter in ‘his hand’?” 7 (literal)

34. “Elephants don’t like mice” take mouse away from screen (makes good sense)

35. “If you touch this button, it’s game over!” click on green smily face (just wait a bit)

36. “What do you call a wingless fly?” a walk (makes sense)

37. “Can you get this question wrong?” all four buttons work (just a teaser)

38. “Mary Rose sat on a pin.” Mary Rose (Because she sat on a pin, she had to get up! It’s a bad pun.)

39. “cylindrical adventures” (animation by Splapp-me-do, available on Newgrounds.com)

40. “Hmm… if only you had a bridge” alt+tab, or hold the left mouse to clink pink (logic)

41. “the afro” on the ducks head (perhaps because it’s the only part that doesn’t belong in a duck; answer available in link: afroduck)

42. “What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?” the 42nd 42 (bottom row, second collumn – it’s a reference from “The Hitchhicker’s guide to the galaxy” )

43. “Bridget makes everyone… “tom cruise (Jerry McGuire movie reference)

44. “Puzzle” Put pieces together (behind piece marked 44 there’s a button)

45. “Gibberish” top right (kindly translated from windgdings by Max – Question: “Potatoes fly”. Top-left:indeed / Top-right: WRONG / bottom-left: Why not? / bottom-right: ROFL)

46. “OMFG u kills sonikku bastard” bottom left (self-explanatory, South Park reference, reference to video “sonic breaks his neck” by splapp-me-do)

47. “Vanish” click on red dot (mouse cursor vanishes)

48. “Snake? Snake?!” Snaaaake! (videogame reference – metal gear solid)

49. “Which is the correct spelling?” splapp-me-do (It’s the name of the group behind the game – refer to opening credits)

50. “Remember:”o.k. (you’ll get this one later on.)

51. “Fight” just click on screen several times

52. “Find the Carrot.” the third one, below the ! (logic)

53. “Mar mite” but pa might not (word play)

54. “Shanghai?” no, about 20cm off the ground (word play)

55. “What is the digestive system?” a game console for wholemeal biscuits (a game console is a “system” and wholemeal biscuits are often used to help babies digestion)

56. “I hope you remembered?” click on dot blue, red, blue, yellow in that order (refer #50)

57. “Look! Count Dracula!” erm…one? (word play)

58. “On the *subject* of dracula, what’s his favorite food?” Sheperd’s pie (logic, wordplay)

59. “Charge U’r laser” click on the black circle dude as fast as you can (logic)

60. “Be honest… did you manage to do the last question on the first go?” yes or no (just be honest)

61. “(Y)” thumbs up (if you type (Y) in MSN a thumbs up emoticon appears)

62. “It’th thimple. Click the moth!” the moss (answer with a lisp, makes sense)

63. “What are Chicken McNuggets made of?” tastless white fluff (Author’s personal opinion, allegedly)

64. “Which is true?” egg>28 (according to jewish low, there are two main sizes of food portions: olives & eggs. an olive in considered these days as 28 gr. (very big olives), and eggs are double.)

65. “Click the *largest*” click the word largest (literal)

66. “Hurry up! It’s the end of the World!” click the ! after world (self-explanatory “!”)

67. “What is this?” a big hairy arsonist (wordplay)

68. “pet the kitty” just rub it w/ mouse.

69. “Are you enjoying the quiz?” lol,69 (duh)

70. “My dog’s got no nose. How does it smell?” using its anus (“smell” is an adjective describing the dog and not a verb)

71. “Oh, Christ…” just click the green (logic)

72. “Where is it?” move down from between 7 and 2 in question number (logic)

73. “?” top right (similarity)

74. “How many questions does this quiz have?” no one knows that (They hadn’t yet finished making the game! )

75. “Pay attention….” and quickly press the escape button (beneath question number)

76.”….You are my candy girl” sugar honey honey (as in the popular 80′s pop song)

77. “What is this?” question 77 (duh)

78. “Déja vu?” four (refer #1)

79. “Where is the horseshoe?” it’s the ‘u’ in what do you mean? (bottom left)

80. “Sell your liver to…” filthy romanians (possibly because Romania has the highest rate of hepatitis infection in Europe. 1 out of 11 Romanians has some form of hepatitis, which is a liver disease.)

81. “Rub the pole” … to draw a lightning

82. “Clip Toenails” click on toenails to trim them (must be real fast)

83. “What does DNA stand for?” national dyslexic assosiation (go figure)

84. “Only click the shooting start.” right click screen and wait for star to show up (otherwise it’s just too tough)

85. “Did you enjoy the last question?” i loved it! (you’d better)

86. “I’m green and I have sticky balls. Who am I?” the prince (the Frog Prince from Katamari Damanci videogame)

87. “Click on what’s missing from this question” click on invisible dot after 87 (logic)

88. “Break his leg” click really fast anywhere (logic, reference to splapp-me-do video “sonic breaks his neck”)

89. “Which magical property do dog eggs contain?” blindness

90. “How many times has Michael Jackson had a nose job?” nonce

91. “Dear reader…” rip the page by sliding cursor beneath third hole (no clicking)

92. “Descend” 194 27 26 14 9 3 2.5 10.4 (clicking order, from Left to Right: 2 6 9 3 5 1 7 4 8 )

93.drag the bomb

94.wait for it to time out

95.press the button that the cat leaves

96.a right mess

97.10+ times

98. blue, red, blue, yellow (just like the other remember)

99.wait for light to turn green

100.two

101.chihuahua

102.)Touch the dots! (one of them doesn’t have one)

103.)Slight down and slight right (you’ll know)

104.)Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)

105.)BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)

106.)Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)

107.)Don’t click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen

108.)4 8 15 16 23 42 execute

109.)Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow

110.)Use all seven skips

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Now that you know the impossible quiz answers… go ahead and have fun!

Also, be sure to look around Slices of Life, the daily reminder of everything nice about life! There’s a lot of cool stuff in here besides this cool Flash game!Try the The Fool’s Errand for some Tarot-bound puzzle action! And try Super-Kickups for some reflex-oriented action. Enjoy your impossible quiz answers, enjoy our slices, and make sure to have fun while you’re living, because when you die it might be too late! Don’t forget to floss, and be kind to your fellow human beings!